the caffeinated grammarian: random reflection #1

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

a foreign kid with an umbrella is a dangerous thing indeed.

At 9:23 AM, JessicaVahl said...: *snerk* I don't think that an umbrella is a necessary prop. Just stick them into the crowded student centre and watch disaster happen! The looking of everywhere except the space ahead of them, the walking in a non-straight line, the random stops when people are behind them, the use of only ONE door when there are FOUR...

Oh wait, those aren't just the foreign kids. That's EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON AT SCHOOL!
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous said...: I don't get it.
At 2:14 PM, dizzyweasel said...: i was disembarking from the bus on a rainy day, and nearly had my right eye put out by a little asian girl with a hello kitty umbrella. she was too busy playing with her chococat cell phone to mind the GIGANTIC UMBRELLA SPIKES she was waving about indiscriminately.
At 5:32 PM, Anonymous said...: I want you to start wearing goggles on rainy days!!!