the coffee ninja!
a few weeks ago i received an email in my hotmail inbox (yes, the inbox, not the junk mail folder...hotmail bastards) from the 'coffee ninja'. the subject line touted a free $250 gift certificate from either dunkin donuts or starbucks. mmm...starbucks.
see, when i think coffee ninjas, i'm picturing something a little bit like this:
so, on the basis of the intriguing 'coffee ninja' appellation alone, i opened the email and attempted to redeem my 'prize'. no such luck, boys and girls. apparently the offer isn't available in my area, but they can link me up to a site that will explain how i too can create tempting, money-making advertisements. i did get this cool .gif in the email though:
and really, at the end of the day, who needs the free coffee when you've got a free coffee .gif???
le sigh.
posted by dizzyweasel @ 7:50 PM
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5 Comments:
why would you want to drink coffee when you can look at a steaming cup of beans? maybe i should become a coffee drinker solely due to that gif. then again, maybe not..
you know, i never even clued into the fact that it was not, in fact, a cup of coffee, but rather just the beans...steaming. that's really weird. then again, cover them in chocolate, and i'm all-up-ons.
If I close my eyes I can smell the wonderful aroma of coffee coming off the screen..mmmmmmmmm
umm, do you feel like posting ever again? my life seems cold and empty without new postings to read. oh hang on a minute, my life has always been cold and empty... my bad. but post damnit! and soon!
okay dude, i will publish something. in fact, i have just the cautionary tale in mind...
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