CAPTION CONTEST #1
we here at 'the caffeinated grammarian' are full of x-mas cheer, and since 'tis the season for giving, i present you with our first ever caption contest:
provide a caption for this holiday knick-knack!
my entry: i saw mommy kissing santa claus...but what the @#$% was daddy doing???
posted by dizzyweasel @ 4:20 PM
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X-mas party game #324: Who's in my mouth?
This year for christmas, santa is offering massages for all - even ones with happy holiday endings.
My, what a big mouth you have.
And here we have Santa demonstrating what he wants for Christmas.
Santa: The Frat Boy Years
*comes with detachable beer bottle/40 ozs of Jagermeister
or:
"Santa and the elves have decided to change their policy on those who have been naughty, instead of merely crossing you off the list, Santa now has the option to devour your soul."
"Blah,Blah, get the %$#@ off my lap and talk to the hand".
"I pledge never to do that again!"
Dr.Santa says,"Cough".
"Aw come on...just one more elf".
"Melts in your mouth not in your hand".
"What do you mean you can't see it. It's the X Box 300 you wanted".With each passing year Santa finds it harder to fool Virginia.
"Got any spare change? Timmie raised the price again".
LOST....one red mitten,indentical to this one only thumb reversed. REWARD!!!
Director of Backdoor Sluts 9:
"Ok Dasher, get out of the shot. Blitzen, it's your turn."
A variation of one above:
"Comes in your mouth, not in your hand"
heehee
"Drop your trousers Mongorians! You shall pay for destroying my shitty wall!"
The new height requirement:
Must open mouth this wide to ride the Santa Coaster
First off, I would like to say that all of the captions thus far have been hilarious... I am especially impressed by Jessica's and Steve's (; please find a few of my suggestions below:
1. "You're Mom !!!"
2. "Buy Fermentas !"
3. "Yeah, that's right buddy, F*** me..."
4. "Ahhhh, ohhh, ummm... Jesus Christ!"
5. "Wwwweeeee !!!!" (whilst hanging from a colossus' shoudler hair)
This one is for Matt -
Santa Claus says: "Yep, that's definately a party lizard"
" I can't get it off!!!"
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Rastafarian Santa says "Mon! Who stole my spliff?"
"It's finger licking good".
"Hey, where my "ho's" at?"
OR
"Ho ho hooold the tax!"...sadly only "Branfordites" would get that joke... "hole' heck der init. No tax". Oh how I am not missing the Brantford malls this year-- and hearing that...
Thats one hell of a holiday bonus for the elves...
OR to simplfy it:
Santa had to pull some tricks out of his sack to avoid going over budget this year...
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